Flight School Flunkie Here

As someone who once crashed a Cessna in GTA V (twice), I appreciate these pro tips! The ‘set auto-cashout like an ejector seat’ analogy killed me - mostly because I forgot to deploy mine last game.

Data Nerd Verdict: That 97% RTP is suspiciously generous… did Big Aviation infiltrate the dev team?

Pro tip from a recovering gambling addict: If your multiplier hits 12x and you DON’T cash out, you legally have to change your callsign to ‘Captain HODL’. Fly responsibly, folks! ✈️

飛機遊戲攻略？等我話你知真實情況

見到咁多『專業飛行策略』真係笑咗，大佬啊，玩Aviator Game最緊要係記住：

1. Set定自動cashout - 唔係嘅話你會好似我上次咁，見到個multiplier上到10x開心到癲，跟住…poof！

2. 低volatility模式=阿婆過馬路 - 穩陣得滯悶親你，高風險先似我哋香港人性格嘛！

3. Engine聲太逼真 - 搞到我成日以為自己真係喺啟德機場起飛（暴露年齡系列）

最搞笑係個『戰機模式』，話就話high-risk high-reward，實際上同我炒股票一樣——睇住個graph心跳加速，最後得個吉！

你哋玩開會set幾多倍自動走人？留言話我知邊個最勇！