I turned my Aviator budget into a fuel gauge calibrated by espresso and existential dread. \(10 for lunch? More like \)10 for an ejection seat that only works if you’ve watched the whole damn Sky Surge. Real warriors don’t chase losses — they predict them. Demo mode? That’s what your therapist calls ‘flight sim therapy.’ Subscribe to AI-powered insights or just quit before the 30-minute timer hits… 🚀