Turbulence Ahead!

As an aviation nerd who breathes RNG stats, I can confirm Aviator’s 97% RTP is legit - but your bankroll? That’s a different flight path!

Pro Tip: When the game suggests “High Volatility Mode,” your heart rate will suggest “Chamomile Mode.” Remember kids: Maverick had a flight plan, and so should you (with 5% max bets unless you enjoy eating ramen).

Who else alternates between tactical espresso and crying into their joystick? ✈️☕